WHAT DEM MAN DON'T SAY

A WDMDS WISH LIST FOR 2011

It's a New Year,
and we thought we take the time,
to put a wish list together
and go down the line,
of our New Year wishes for folks that you all know,
that play their part in our little show.
So sit back enjoy and be sure to get a laugh,
as this was really a fun and easy task.
Happy New Year from Whatdemmandontsay,


*Governor John P. deJongh, Jr.*	Strength and Wisdom to guide the people of the Virgin Islands over the remainder of his term and to make decisions that will leave a lasting legacy

*Lt. Governor Gregory R. Francis*	Four more years of a prosperous relationship

*Kenn Mapp*	A Whootup Pillow to sleep on every night and every morning a wakeup call reminding him that he lost the election. Please remember that not even 4 years will bring you Government House

*Malik Sekou*	Hopefully his job back at UVI and a copy of the book "How Not To Pick The Wrong Running Mate and Get Your Ass Whootuped!"

*Mario Moorhead*	A hair cut BELOVED! He can cut his locks, he ain't no real Rasta. Also a radio station of his own cause 1620 is at an all time low and they won't be around much longer. Also a piece ah pork for Christmas! We know you eat pork.

*Jamila Russell*	Something to talk about and a Job (but not in DLCA please!!!). Jamila you are so not smart and a criminal. Bad combination. Why did you ever think people were actually listening to you? Find some new friends and get over yourself. The election is over.

*Hugh Pembleton*	Legal Fees. You allowed Jimmy, Jamila, Norma and Mario to run your station into the ground and the FCC will now be dealing with you. Ask Sheldon.

*Michael Springer*	A job and the ability to decide if you like men or women. Another DOWNLOW brother. Choose a side, any side! And Stop running up bar tabs and not paying the bill. Actually just stop drinking and driving, we don't need any more drunks on the road.

*Rena Roebuck*	A job, since Alvin Williams fired your ass for campaigning for Mapp and not him…..Nice job Alvin!…. and A new husband, but as soon as you find him, we're also calling Turnbull's Funeral Home right away - perhaps they can do the wedding and the funeral - One Time! Rena, you ain't going Government House either. Not now or ever!

*Adelbert Bryan*	An exorcism for the many demons he has to shake, also a seat at the foot of the cross and a Bible.

*John Abramson*	Everything he needs to run fair elections.

*Duane Callwood*	A copy of the book "20 Warning Signs of DOWNLOW Brothers". Maybe you can give it to all dem girls you fooling. Keep running from that and keep running for the Legislature, you'll never reach your destination in either case.

*Roan Creque*	A rematch with the White Man from Water Island that kicked his ass!!! No Commissioner of Public Works for your ass either!

*Edwin "Bushay" Callwood*	Some new clothes and perhaps a hook up with Rena Roebuck - Now that would be interesting!!! We hear she's looking for a new husband. But she’s always looking for a new husband. But then who would be planning the funeral? Bushay or Rena?

*Lawrence "Future Con" Olive*	A new Home Depot apron and all the Ninja Suits he can get his hands on. Also some spy equipment, email address of his own and computer lessons. Maybe then he will actually become a factor. Settle in for another 4 more years NINJA! TRIPLE WHOOTUP!!!

*Norma Pickard Samuels*	People to actually listen to you. You talked and you really thought people were listening to your stupid S%IT!!! WHOOTUP!!! Also Rehab, a ban from rat poison and Clorox and legal fees - oh and a year with no repossessions for you and the husband and jobs for both of you IN THE PRIVATE SECTOR! Damn, everybody need a job!

*Alvin Williams*	Glasses with a real prescription. You don't look any smarter, and we sure as hell know that they haven't made you any smarter. But good job on firing Rena, Kyza and he dumb ass aunt. They work for you and campaigning for Mapp?? They really think they were going Government House eh?

*Charles Turnbull*	All the Bull-Foot Soup he can handle and dem size 15 foot massages he loves so much from Johnny! If Johnny ain't available call Henry Williams or Duane Callwood and Kevin Rodriquez if he on island.

*Roy L. Schneider*	A lesson in when you break up with someone don't go back - cause nobody believes you. Oh and that lifetime certification just ain't coming. You and Mapp?? You have to be kidding me? Retire and stop falling down in the operating room.

*James O'Bryan, Jr.*	Relocation cost. We know you only leave your house at night in shame. More than 450 votes in a territorial wide race and the realization that the Governor got more votes than that in the CAHS Mock Election! Damn you must feel stupid. Nobody's listening to you Jimmy, literally, NOBODY!!! Not even in the Democratic chat room. It is evident that not even your family voted for you. If Pam's family and your family had voted for you idiots, you would have at least 499 votes. "It is for us to see difficult days through to a successful conclusion???" How profound. There you go again thinking people are listening to you. Well Jimmy we sure as hell made it through the Turnbull years with you and there were many times we didn't think we would.

*Adlah Foncie Donastorg*	A Senior's dating club membership, a real college degree and a private sector job. Don't even think about it in 2, 4 or any years. Transportation to go home to your wife and leaving the young girls alone. Remember, if they're the same age as your daughter you should leave them alone. We think you should see a doctor to.

*Donna Christensen*	Less time on the Democratic Party Chat Room, texting, Twittering, Facebooking and more time being our Delegate to Congress.

*Kevin Rodriquez*	A job and money to get your house out of foreclosure. Another campaign to support. We know you need to come home because you can't pay your bills. But don't bother since you'll lose that to. We hope they gave you a roundtrip ticket back to Tennessee! A copy of the same book that Duane Callwood has. Beware sisters. DOWNLOW brother fronting! I hope the wife knows you were down here with the "boys" wink, wink! Just think you had a cardboard box at the bottom of Raphune Hill and now you may be LIVING in a cardboard box?

*Juel Malloy*	ENOUGH!! My god! What do you want? When will it be enough for you? For a woman that claims that she's retired, you just can't stay away. Get to know the Real Ken Mapp! Thanks JuJu and thanks for helping select Malik. In an attempt to get back in power you have destroyed your reputation. For Ken Mapp?

*Glen Smith*	A life! Not now or ever will you ever be elected to public office. YOU DON'T HAVE IT COMRADE! Legend in your own mind!

*Kent Bernier, Sr.*	Roundtrip transportation to Tortola to work. Settle in for another 4 years, with no contracts and sweetheart deals for you. Loser!

*Carol Burke*	Rehab and a Therapist, but you can't go to rehab with Norma. If you do, it won’t be rehab just a big drug party. Also some therapy. You need to spend some time on somebody's couch (please not literally) talking about sex acts for drugs and why that's not a good thing.

*Emmett Hansen*	A copy of the Democratic Party By-Laws, Invisible film, phone number to the REAL FBI and Rehab. Damn everybody going to rehab! Lose your job for being a drunk, then you run for Democratic State Chair, you win (how we don't know) and then you endorse the Non-Democratic candidate because you got fired. Try not drinking and driving and wrecking government vehicles next time and then you would still have job. What a loser! And always remember that everything you do is on the internet.

ANOTHER WDMDS POST-ELECTION UPDATE

A Brief Moment of Détente

With all the back and forth that has taken place, we don’t want our loyal readers to think we don't notice when our opponents – following a hard fought election – take their crushing defeat in stride.

We hear at WDMDS were pleased to see the DemManSay crew take the high road after the election and acknowledge that Governor de Jongh and Lt. Governor Francis were the rightful winners of the election on November 2nd and they wished the de Jongh-Francis Team well as they prepare to embark on another four years in office.

They even went as far as to play the Wootoop song from the Red Hot Flames for those who did not understand all the post election back and forth between the de Jongh-Francis supporters and Mapp/Sekou crew.

We are sure we'll be right back at it very soon – going toe-to-toe in the coming weeks, months and years, but we felt it important for us to acknowledge the actions of our opponents over at DemManSay – Well done!!!

We would hope that Ken Mapp, Malik Sekou and their supporters would take a page from the crew over at DemManSay: Be gracious in defeat, accept it, and move on; rather than continuing to be a pompous ass and making a mockery of our Territory’s Election System.

Now, let us be very clear to our loyal readers: this in no way means we won't be back, very soon, going at it with our mortal enemies at DemManSay pointing out when they and their supporters are flat out wrong (or lying through their teeth) and we will continue to spread the truth to our loyal viewers when they do so but when someone, even your enemy, handles themselves in the right way, one must say so – so for a very brief moment we again say to the DemManSay Crew – Well done and let us enjoy a brief period of Détente!

ANOTHER WDMDS POST-ELECTION UPDATE

Malik Sekou to Ken Mapp: "We still have no f#&king idea what we are doing!"

We here at What Dem Man Don’t Say were all ready to give you, our loyal viewers, another Post General Election Update about our two favorite horses’ asses – Kenneth Mapp and “Dr.” Malik Sekou and their latest pathetic antics around their continued stance that they will not concede an election that they lost by 13% points which translated into nearly a 4,000 vote difference between them and the winners Governor John P. deJongh, Jr. and Lt. Governor Greg Francis.

We were fully prepared to bring to you the latest warped and completely out of touch with reality statements from these two idiots as they continue to try to rationalize in their minds the fact that they did not get their collective asses handed to them on Election Day. But our own local VI media did such a tremendous job for us, that we did not have to do anything more. Might we also say, for the record, that our local VI media outlets did a far greater job of reporting on this nonsense than we ever could have – so Bravo to You from WDMDS!!!.

We have included for your viewing pleasure, the extremely well written and recent Editorial from the St. Croix Avis – And we want to officially take our hats off to the Avis for writing one of the best Editorials that summed up the sour grapes of Kenneth Mapp, "Dr." Malik Sekou, and their campaign as they continue to attack our Virgin Islands Elections System – A system by the way that was extremely well run by people who performed their jobs diligently and should be applauded.

After reading the Avis Editorial below please also click on the link that will bring you to the Virgin Islands Source article by Bill Kossler which we believe summed up the folly of Mapp and Sekou perfectly. Mr. Kossler’s article also pointed out that this so called “Elections Expert" Ken Smuckler – a.k.a. “POLITICAL HACK” was brought in from stateside by Ken Mapp to criticize and discredit our VI Elections System all for Ken Mapp’s own personal and political gain – SAD, Very Sad!!!. It is also interesting to note that all the questions Mr. Kossler asked of the Mapp-Sekou campaign were naturally meet with the response: “No Comment.”

Ken – At this point in time, we don’t care if you concede, or not – We know you are not “MAN” enough to do so anyway. You can go continue to make a mockery of yourself and “Dr.” Sekou but please (and we say it again, please) stop making a mockery of our Virgin Islands Elections System which performed extremely well – We will remember you for doing this to the hard working people of the US VI – you can bet your fat ass on that!!!

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Click here to read Bill Kossler's Article from the Virgin Islands Source

A WDMDS POST-ELECTION UPDATE

WOOTOOP!!!!!!

There’s an old saying: “Be careful about opening your mouth or you may confirm to the world that you are a fool.” This has never been truer than when it comes to the two jackasses in the photo above. Ken Mapp and Malik Sekou got trounced on Election Day by Governor John deJongh and Lt. Governor Greg Francis and instead of gracefully taking their beat down like men (well sort of) they turn around and claim something must be wrong with the results! – That’s right / You heard us right / Mapp says something must be wrong with the results!!!

Why is there something wrong??!?!? Well, because I’m Ken Mapp and he’s “Dr.” Sekou and we must be the next Governor and Lt. Governor because We Said So!!! – You two are not only NOT the next Governor / Lt. Gov of our Virgin Islands – You are two of the biggest horses’ asses that any of us have ever seen in this Territory.

On Tuesday night, Mapp said: “We don’t know what these numbers mean.” Well Ken, we here at WDMDS are happy to help you understand: What those numbers mean is that you got your fat ass handed to you and that you, your running mate, Governor Turnbull, Governor Schneider and your entire negative campaign got rejected by the voters of our Islands – Something you should be getting used to by now.

Well we guess if Ken and Malik can’t win an election the way it’s supposed to be won: By getting people to vote for you!! -- Then they’ll try anyway they can. But not to worry, our loyal WDMDS viewers are watching this pair of miscreants and we will make sure they pull no tricks.

Yes Ken, we got the word that you had 2 Presidential Suites at the Marriott Frenchman's Reef with chilled champagne, Rena Roebuck and Norma Samuel and your cronies waiting to celebrate, with all the food that your fat ass could eat. We know you made promises to these idiots that you can't keep now. SORRY RENA, YOU WILL NOT BE THE OFFICIAL FIRST LADY! NO NORMA YOU WILL NOT BE THE DRUG CZAR.....WINK!!!!! Ken we know that you looked like a fool Tuesday night and feel bad -- actually you always look like a fool! Well Ken, we at WDMDS have decided and the people of the Virgin Islands have decided that you will never be governor. Not now and not ever!

Until then we offer you this suggestion Ken: We don’t want you to go away mad: We Just Want You to GO AWAY!!! So from the bottom of our hearts Ken: Hit the Road Mapp and don’t ch’a come back no more…no more...no more…no more……………….

"IDIOT OF THE WEEK"

JOHN BOYD

We know, we know. It's usually "Flunkie of the Week,"
but Mr. John Boyd takes it to a whole new level!!

Many of you have probably already heard that the de Jongh-Francis 2010 Committee released a poll on Sunday night announcing what everyone in the Virgin Islands already knows: On Election Day, November 2nd, John de Jongh and Greg Francis are going to kick Ken Mapp and Malik Sekou's asses.

But that was not the big news of the night. The BIG NEWS was that John Boyd and the Mapp-Sekou Team miraculously finished their poll at exactly the same time. (Yeah right!!!)

Then John Boyd went onto claim that he was an "Independent Pollster." Well, as you can see from the photos above, John must have forgotten what the words "Independent Pollster" mean. (Nice hat, John!!!)

As further proof of his independence (or complete lack thereof), here are some recent postings from the official Mapp-Sekou Facebook Page (Yes, that's right, we said the official Mapp-Sekou Facebook Page!!):

John Boyd "You can lie to some of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time. The actual count on the motorcade was about 180 around Princess which dwindled to about 140 at Grove and from two eye witnesses some of those were people trapped by the event and proudly displaying their Mapp-Sekou bumper stickers and flags. By the time it reached Frederiksted it was under 50 cars and still a few Mapp-Sekou supporters. The band event was well attended but wasn't really impressive as Jam Band never hit the stage when the Friends of Mapp-Sekou left at midnight. But none of these numbers matter because the real count will be in eight days.

-- If John has trouble counting cars, how the hell can he do a poll?

John Boyd Of course I saw the results of the so called Robert O'Connor poll and did a a statistical analysis on both sets of data. The chance that both he and I are both telling the truth is about 150,000 to 1 that one of us is a liar. I am glad I work for the team that doesn't allow lying and dirty tricks because Bob and I are both old men who will soon meet our maker and at least I can do it with a reputation of always being correct with my polls and always telling the truth.

-- The team that doesn't allow lying - Seriously!?!?.... Seriously!?!?

John Boyd Good Morning, Many have asked about poll results and while admitting that one was being done in my name, I had not seen the results until compiled yesterday. Alvin Gee will be releasing them today and I will be distributing them to other media. Now more than ever, every vote will count. We are ahead on paper but the only poll that counts is election day.

-- Poll done is in his name, but he had not seen the results?????...Makes ya dizzy!!!

Well, at least you got one thing right John: One of us must be lying.

We here at WDMDS have known all along that you're a liar
and a fraud. And the good news is, on November 2nd,
everyone in the Virgin Islands will know too.

ON LOCATION WITH KEN MAPP & MALIK SEKOU

Desperate Candidates take advantage of Virgin Islands’ youth to shoot negative
television commercial (On a Saturday! – IN FRONT OF THE GOVERNOR’S HOUSE!)

We Thank Our Loyal Viewers Who Emailed These Photos To Us!!


Tin-Tin (Nuff Said)	Is Ken Mapp Pregnant??	Duane “Down Low” Callwood’s Massive Head

Be Honest - If this riff raff was in front of your house – You would have a security gate too!
(In fact, you would have it electrified)

Many have seen the recent television commercial from the St. Croix Democratic Party which exposed Ken Mapp and Malik Sekou for the low down, negative, win at all costs and damn everyone else cowards that they are. The Party filmed these skunks setting up to shoot a NEGATIVE ATTACK AD television commercial in front of Governor deJongh’s home – While the Governor’s children were home / Ya’all are an embarrassment to all Virgin Islanders

Here at WDMDS we were sent the above photos (which speak a thousand words) and we have learned that this past weekend the Criminal Network 1620 AM / Dem Man Say / and Mapp – Sekou Crew were all gathered in front of our Governor’s House working in cahoots just as we originally reported to you in an earlier post on this site when we broke that news (Birds of a Feather – more like Thieves Hanging with Thieves)

These people are so low that they dragged children out on a hot steamy Saturday ( the kids day off) and made them dress up in their school uniforms and made the kids stand out in the heat while their fat ugly asses stood off in the shade (see photos). They did this to create a negative television ad using our children – Don’t ask if they have NO SHAME – These people don’t / They are horrible rotten people – one and all!!!

And...Yes, there’s more: They did this in front of the Governor’s home while the Governor’s family was at home – When will it end?!?!? Fortunately it will end when these worthless layabouts are put in their place – They will be told by the people of the Islands to take their HATE and the SELF-SERVING POLITICS and go away!

IMPORTANT WHAT DEM MAN DON'T SAY UPDATE

A DEM MAN SAY / KEN MAPP / CRIMINAL NETWORK 1620 AM UPDATE

Your loyal and always vigilant team, here at What Dem Man Don't Say have
a new update for our loyal readers on the latest from the:

Dem Man Say / Ken Mapp / Criminal Network 1620 AM GANG

Because we know ya’all crooks are all one in the same!

It has never become more clear that the dirty crew over at Dem Man Say and their cohorts are linked at the hip (and we assume they are linked other places as well) to Ken Mapp and, as we have known all along, the cartel over at the Criminal Network 1620 AM.

Well now it it has come to our attention that the folks at Criminal Network 1620 AM have decided that the U.S. Constitution doesn't apply to them. (HINT: any Ads supporting Ken Mapp will run, any Ads that do not - WILL NOT!)

Most recently, the Criminal Network refused to play an Ad by Lori Milliner that has become the talk of the Virgin Islands. All she was urging us to do was something that Juel Malloy had already asked us to do weeks ago: GET TO KNOW THE REAL KENNETH MAPP.

Click here to listen to Juel's statement or visit TheRealKenMapp.com. to learn more about Ken for yourselves – We did and we cannot recommend this site enough – Tell ALL your friends and family.

No need to worry Ms. Milliner, we here at WDMDS agree with you that every Virgin Islander should get to know the REAL KEN MAPP and we will gladly play your ad for all of our loyal viewers. Click on the player below to listen:

Also, word on the street is that lawyers are already preparing to take legal action after the election against the Criminal Network for FCC and Free Speech Violations!!! – AMEN!!!

All Virgin Islanders should know what is going on here: If you support the Dem Man Say / Ken Mapp / Criminal Network 1620 AM Gang you have a voice, if you do not - YOUR VOICE WILL BE SILENCED.

Can you imagine if they were actually running the government –
Sounds less like America and more like a communist dictatorship!!!

A Criminal Network 1620 AM Update

It appears as if the jokers over at Dem Man Say are conceding defeat by trying to get people not to vote, and claiming the election is already rigged. What Idiots!! What red-blooded Virgin Islander encourages people not to vote? After our history and what we have been through! The gang at the Criminal Network and Dem Man Say are just a bunch of quitters – which we knew all along!!! They don’t want to do the hard work it takes to get things done or improve things for our people, cause they are lazy and they are only concerned about themselves, as if they have been anointed.

We and the people of this territory see through your garbage, and that bothers you all and as time has gone by the rest of the Virgin Islands is learning more and more about what you people are all about. We expect you to try to dirty the waters – You are dirty people. We expect you to try to fill the minds of people with lies – You are liars. We expect you to fabricate stories that only your little circle of friends, and idiots that listen the Criminal Network on 1620 will believe, well go ahead all 28 of you don’t matter.

Some of you will take to drinking Clorox and Rat poison again like one of you did in Bronx back in June of 1979 – Yeah we heard all about that. We know that some of you will lie, cheat, steal and kill, because you are liars, convicted felons, murderers, and cheaters.

The facts are there for the whole community to see and one of our loyal readers sent us this new song by King Derby that highlights it all - we at WDMDS thank you and know that this song is a going to be a hit with our loyal readers.

Click on the player below to play King Derby's new song:

Who knows some grocery store may get held up again. One of you may kill a family member because they didn’t vote for who you supported. The future will be filled with foreclosures, car repossessions, and many other pains and sorrows, because you just are not good people. Some of you don’t even treat your own family right.

We expect to see more desperate acts, and hear about your ridiculous claims on the radio and on your silly web site. You will get more outlandish and absurd as you try to make up more lies to drag others down, but it won’t work. Fortunately, most of the people that live in our territory are good people, with Good Practical Sense, and they know better!!!

(By the way thanks to all of our truly loyal readers we have surpassed
them in viewership in just a few short months- Let’s keep it up!!!)

IMPORTANT WHAT DEM MAN DON'T SAY UPDATE

******* JUST IN / CONFIDENTIAL BREAKING NEWS *******

THE KEN MAPP/MALIK SEKOU PROPOSED CABINET

Malik Sekou to Ken Mapp: "We have no idea what we are doing!"

Things have been quieted down since the Primary Election. Probably because our friends over at Dem Man Say are still licking their wounds. But we here at What Dem Man Don’t Say remain VIGILANT in our pursuit of the truth.

We have discovered that Kenneth Mapp and Malik Sekou have started putting together what their “dream team” Cabinet would look like if, heaven forbid they ever won. Here at WDMDS we received a “TOP SECRET” copy of the proposed group of misfits from Larry “the Invisible Ninja” / “Future Con” Olive. As many of our loyal viewers already know, he’s a "Documents Specialist." This is top secret information, so please don’t share it with anyone right now.

--- TOP SECRET ---

MAPP/SEKOU PROPOSED CABINET

Chief of Staff / First Lady		Rina “Black Widow” Roebuck
Deputy Chief of Staff and Administrator St. Thomas/Water Island/St. Croix/St. John and Public Relations Director		James “Got Butt” O’Bryan (Career Government Flunkie who could only get 432 votes)
Commissioner of Finance		Jeffery “Mapp Campaign Finance Chair ” Prosser
Attorney General		Former Judge Leon “Let Em’ Go” Kendall
Office of Budget and Management Director		Michael “Always Broke” Springer
Commissioner of Agriculture		Henry “Can’t Get Enough” Schuster
Commissioner of Property and Procurement		Edwita “Tin Tin” Hart
Commissioner of Health		Dr. Anne Treasure or Vivian I. Ebberson-Fludd (We understand a boxing match will decide. We at WDMDS have our bets on Vivi, she’s a heavyweight!)
Commissioner of Police		Adelbert “Paper Ballot” Bryan
Commissioner of Human Services		Juel Malloy
Commissioner of License and Consumer Affairs		Jamila “Loud Mouth” Russell
Commissioner of Housing Parks and Recreation		Adlah “Foncie Orange Jumpsuit” Donastorg
Commissioner of Public Works		Roan “Can’t Fight” Creque
Commissioner of Tourism		Pamela Richards Samuel
Commissioner of Labor		Glen “Heard the Buzz” J. Smith
Commissioner of Education		Former Governor Charles Turnbull or Liston “I Am So Bitter I Lost the Election” Davis (No boxing match for the decision, Juju will decide and we know Charlie will get it.)
Director PFA		Jeffery “Coke Head” Moorhead
Director Internal Revenue Bureau		Duane “Downlow” Callwood
Director LEPC/Drug Policy Advisor		Norma “Drug Czar” Packard Samuel….WINK!!!
Director of Motor Vehicles		Larry “Invisible Ninja” “Future Con” Olive Come on, this one is too easy!
Director of Corrections		Edwin “Get Rid of Her” Callwood

2010 PRIMARY ELECTION

"BUST OF THE YEAR!!!"

The Criminal Network (1620 AM) Crew

After months of spreading lies, stirring up trouble, and downright nasty campaigning, the Criminal Network Crew got their a#%es handed to
them on Primary Day, Saturday, September 11th.

Not only did they lose, but even if you took all of the votes for the
opposition COMBINED, they still would've lost to Governor John deJongh and Lt. Governor Greg Francis.

And we're not even going to mention the fact that
Jimmy "Got Butt" O'Bryan only got 432 votes.

Oh, how painful that must be!!!

We're sure that Criminal Network is not finished yet and will be up to their usual tricks for the rest of this election season. But not to worry, we here at What Dem Man Don't Say will be keeping our eyes on their shenanigans and report the truth to you our loyal readers!

Until then, enjoy the wailing and the gnashing of teeth!

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